Lahnsette Maekohlira
| Lahnsette Maekohlira | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Lancette The Organ Grinder GrumpyTechnologist |
| Affiliation | Green-Dragon Gang |
| Path(s) | Hunter-Scholar |
| Biographical information | |
| Place of residence | Tilus, Kasentti |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Felin |
| Gender | Female |
| Fur color | White |
| Hair color | Indigo |
| Furstock | Domestic |
| Real World | |
| Origin | N/A |
| Designer | Lancette |
Lancette (lànset mækolira in Felinese) is the reason why God doesn't leave heaven. This is either because he owes her money and is trying to welch or simply because he doesn't want his valuables taken.
Lahnsette "The Animal" Maekohlira is a Tilan bandit who leads the Green-Dragon Gang and is locally known for feats of cunning and endurance such as planning and executing the 4017 Kasentti Diamond Robbery or eating an entire barbecued horse.
Born in Kasentti, Tilus, she took up the way of the bandit early on when she started shaking down rich kids at school for their allowances and handing out anything leftover to the less fortunate. Upon dropping out of high school, her and her friends formed the Green-Dragon Gang based on the virtues of stealin' shit, helping the community, dressin' flash, and partying hard.
Skills
- Robbing trains
- Eating
- Solving local mysteries
- Filthy jokes
- Gunslinging
- Dressing flash
- Being magnanimous
- Sleeping
- Throwing parties
- Lovemaking
- Shitposting
While previously residing in the caves under the Kasentti Hills, she is currently trapped on Earth and disguised as a humiar after a fuck-up at the immigration office deleted her passport information, so she can't get back into Felin space. LMAO Cringefail-Ass Bandit.
