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|aliases = Lancette<br>The Organ Grinder<br>GrumpyTechnologist
|aliases = Lancette<br>The Organ Grinder<br>GrumpyTechnologist
|affiliation = Green-Dragon Gang
|affiliation = [[Green-Dragon Gang]]
|path = Hunter-Scholar
|path = Hunter-Scholar
|residence = [[Kasentti]], [[Tilus]]
|birthPlace = [[Kasentti]], [[Tilus]]
|current location = 3rd toilet from sun
|residence = [[Earth|3rd toilet from sun]]
|species = Felin
|species = Felin
|gender = {{InfoFemale}}
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[[Lahnsette Maekohlira|Lancette]] ({{Fel|lànset mækolira}} in [[Felinese]]) is the reason why God doesn't leave heaven. This is either because he owes her money and is trying to welch or simply because he doesn't want his valuables taken.
[[Lahnsette Maekohlira|Lancette]] ({{Fel|lànset mækolira}} in [[Felinese]]) is the reason why God doesn't leave heaven. This is either because he owes her money and is trying to welch or simply because he doesn't want his valuables taken.


Lahnsette "The Animal" Maekohlira is a Tilan bandit who leads the [[Green-Dragon Gang]] and is locally known for feats of cunning and endurance such as planning and executing the [[4017 Kasentti Diamond Robbery]] or eating an entire barbecued [[horse]].


Lahnsette "The Animal" Maekohlira is a Tilan bandit who leads the Green-Dragon Gang and is locally known for feats of cunning and endurance such as planning and executing the 4017 Kasentti Diamond Robbery or eating an entire barbecued horse.
== History ==
Born in [[Kasentti]], [[Tilus]], she took up the way of the bandit early on when she started shaking down rich kids at school for their allowances and handing out anything leftover to the less fortunate. Upon dropping out of high school, her and her friends formed the Green-Dragon Gang based on the virtues of stealin' shit, helping the community, dressin' flash, and partying hard.


Born in Kasentti, Tilus, she took up the way of the bandit early on when she started shaking down rich kids at school for their allowances and handing out anything leftover to the less fortunate. Upon dropping out of high school, her and her friends formed the Green-Dragon Gang based on the virtues of stealin' shit, helping the community, dressin' flash, and partying hard.
While previously residing in the caves under the Kasentti Hills, she journeyed to the far depths of space on the Quest for the Lost Seal (woooooo spooky). The ultimate prize for any bandit's collection is the 15th Great Seal of [[Drathun]], also known as [[The Lost Seal]]. 15cm wide, reportedly it was so intricately designed and so fine in craftsmanship, that the felin who laid eyes on it for the first time supposedly wept in awe of it. It was being transported as part of the [[Chasing Stories Exhibition]] abroad the ''SS Morimota'' when the ship entered warp but failed to emerge from it. The ship is a giant vault of pre- and proto-Council treasures, and a tip suggested that the ship's flight recorder is on [[Earth]] having crashed there with the escape pod, and therefore the location of the ''Morimota''. Lahnsette now has the flight recorder ''and'' the seal, but she is currently trapped on Earth and disguised as a [[Human|''humiar'']] after a fuck-up at the immigration office deleted her passport information, so she can't get back into Felin space. LMAO Cringefail-Ass Bandit.


While previously residing in the caves under the Kasentti Hills, she journeyed to the far depths of space on the Quest for the Lost Seal (woooooo spooky). The ultimate prize for any bandit's collection is the 15th Great Seal of Drathun, also known as The Lost Seal. 15cm wide, reportedly it was so intricately designed and so fine in craftsmanship, that the Felin who laid eyes on it for the first time supposedly wept in awe of it. It was being transported as part of the Chasing Stories Exhibition abroad the ''SS Morimota'' when the ship entered warp but failed to emerge from it. The ship is a giant vault of pre and proto-council treasures, and a tip suggests that the ship's flight recorder is on earth having crashed there with the escape pod, and therefore the location of the ''Morimota''. She has the flight recorder, and the seal, but she is currently trapped on [[Earth]] and disguised as a [[Human|humiar]] after a fuck-up at the immigration office deleted her passport information, so she can't get back into Felin space. LMAO Cringefail-Ass Bandit.
== Skills ==
 
=== Skills ===
* Robbing trains
* Robbing trains
* Eating
* Eating

Latest revision as of 21:28, 9 November 2024

Lahnsette Maekohlira
Aliases Lancette
The Organ Grinder
GrumpyTechnologist
Affiliation Green-Dragon Gang
Path(s) Hunter-Scholar
Biographical information
Place of residence 3rd toilet from sun
Place of birth Kasentti, Tilus
Physical description
Species Felin
Gender Female
Fur color   White
Hair color   Indigo
Furstock Domestic
Real World
Origin N/A
Designer Lancette

Lancette (lànset mækolira in Felinese) is the reason why God doesn't leave heaven. This is either because he owes her money and is trying to welch or simply because he doesn't want his valuables taken.

Lahnsette "The Animal" Maekohlira is a Tilan bandit who leads the Green-Dragon Gang and is locally known for feats of cunning and endurance such as planning and executing the 4017 Kasentti Diamond Robbery or eating an entire barbecued horse.

History

Born in Kasentti, Tilus, she took up the way of the bandit early on when she started shaking down rich kids at school for their allowances and handing out anything leftover to the less fortunate. Upon dropping out of high school, her and her friends formed the Green-Dragon Gang based on the virtues of stealin' shit, helping the community, dressin' flash, and partying hard.

While previously residing in the caves under the Kasentti Hills, she journeyed to the far depths of space on the Quest for the Lost Seal (woooooo spooky). The ultimate prize for any bandit's collection is the 15th Great Seal of Drathun, also known as The Lost Seal. 15cm wide, reportedly it was so intricately designed and so fine in craftsmanship, that the felin who laid eyes on it for the first time supposedly wept in awe of it. It was being transported as part of the Chasing Stories Exhibition abroad the SS Morimota when the ship entered warp but failed to emerge from it. The ship is a giant vault of pre- and proto-Council treasures, and a tip suggested that the ship's flight recorder is on Earth having crashed there with the escape pod, and therefore the location of the Morimota. Lahnsette now has the flight recorder and the seal, but she is currently trapped on Earth and disguised as a humiar after a fuck-up at the immigration office deleted her passport information, so she can't get back into Felin space. LMAO Cringefail-Ass Bandit.

Skills

  • Robbing trains
  • Eating
  • Solving local mysteries
  • Filthy jokes
  • Gunslinging
  • Dressing flash
  • Being magnanimous
  • Sleeping
  • Throwing parties
  • Lovemaking
  • Shitposting
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