Translations

A

A boy's best friend is his mother.

mriwi amie wra kitr ouna fena oen.

A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams for he does not know.

livsuemla fel birh livsuemla usiltha iben. usiltha vil elanpe plarithnwa oeia? nuri oun vil usiltha plarithnwa oeia? khrimenite, balthi nar tlein.

A magician, like a prostitute, never reveals her tricks.

foinae, plua huprhae, ouna duiko usiti hotisunite.

All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman!

tiun shaer riulki'ite athellite etha rfhial!

All I want for Christmas is you!

etha be khrismas rhfial oe'e!

An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only a half.

a'iachakre a'iachakre'en. eka kaorthim'en vole nar kla'e.

An octopus has eight arms.

oktopus tie-henrhi charhi birin.

And IIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

elbiiiiiitiiiiii tiun shigrisenaaaaaaaaa~

And now, for something completely different.

emi kra, fidthro mabe limevaw riukhe.

And the blood was ankle deep; And the river Skral ran crimson red. On that day above all days; When Kahless slew the evil Molor dead!

emi thuk naeri'enwa; skral lavla riulkinwa. dam sulmi meihe sulmi; fahri kahlis molor rulkath'nwa!

Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

ofhofhiti mriwfhiti be ilthar oen.

Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

tiun slifel oeeia? nuri slifela oeeia?

Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters!

igrus oe'eia? mreh, rhwafhra oeli!

B

Big brother is watching you.

shalkinir eun athnite.

Blessed are the cheesemakers!

femomrithfrha hrumeaw oeni!

Blue means stop, bitch!

kulithi iuem ilimn, a'ho!

Both my hands have five fingers.

tisarhi krevie marru euna charesh birini.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

vil tiuna griuhei niadienwai, klamithe suirel oen!

C

Can you see this without reading it?

asurr athele kla'ia vil nar aevashe?

Catch me if you can!

eun teura'il shia kla'ite!

Come with me if you want to live.

vil eun prihil shia runfhi rhfial.

Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.

hemri lureanwa rulvith prihnite usiti lamve aivu nar oen.

D

Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra. Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, when the walls fell.

darmok em'ialad, um tanagra. temba, vil eklithe charhi. shaka, fahri hasel vamnwai.

Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

kvuthirm nuri runfhirm, vil eun prihite!

Dear reader, you are reading

biumhu aevashfhra, aevash oe'ite

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

dhati abmetaw utem surthe mlivfefe.

Destroy what destroys you.

wihri tiun aigrithlite aigrithil.

Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?

mesukhe plua lukhdi'el athan kelamri irhelwia?

Do or do not. There is no try.

irhe'il nuri nar irhe'il. skrom nar oen.

Do you want me to bite him?

oun sanchirn rhfialia?

Do you want to get smacked?

seulthi rhfiania?

Do you want to see the bed in flames?

athiuk ruthranite athee rhfiaia?

Don't fear the darkness. Fear what it hides.

deku nar loithria. muhi oun mlivebin loithria.

Don't kill me!

nar rulkatheil!

E

Eat my shorts!

tulsif mlitheil!

Everything is better with colors.

ethariukh vil lamvehi mriwa oen.

F

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

tisarhi shalwaveud, ermi wra iaralri utlukhdi rurma.

Friends are like cows - if you eat them, they die.

pliamie plua mureh oeni. shia oun mlithel, kvutheseni.

G

Gotta catch 'em all

etha oun sihrae teura'e

H

Happy new year!

pruimi pralchir!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

mihli. euna itusu iniko montoia oen. euna fenir rulkathe'ew. chi kvuthi sudva'il.

Here lies the guardian, keeper of dragonstone and a **force** of unending rage and darkness

uwis vrhasthes rahwan, riushfhra wra drarhathu emi **griuve** wra rograhs emi deku nar vil alem

Heroes never die!

lehfel'siti kvuth!

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

oi, ruimi charefhie nar grilh'aevoh'ia. lufhie vil fel shigril oe'e.

Hold on to your butts!

tiuna luthrik riuthili!

How did you do it?

ehie irhe'ewia?

I

I am a big boy.

shalkitir oel.

I am a golden god!

eun markhi chaerrnah oel!

I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

kvuthi riulkilw, klamithe aigrithfhra.

I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

shal oel. imtuva sli riulkinwai.

I am god! How you can kill a god?

chaerrnah oel! ehie chaerrnah rulkathe kla'e'ia?

I am god.

chaerrnah oel.

I am Groot.

grot oet.

I am the man of La Mancha!

felir wra lamancha oel!

I am this man.

asurr felir oel.

I am very tired.

Eun luev suhtik oel.

I am with you.

vil tiun oel.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

prihlw, athellw, graiahrlw.

I don't see the tree.

fulriut nar athel'l.

I eat eggs. Many eggs.

kiu mlithel. fidkel kiu.

I enjoy coffee. As humans do. For I am indeed, a human.

kofhie mlagril. plua humiar irheni. bhalthi iaralri humiar oel.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

tiuna eftha nar birite paelo ielal.

I have been falling for thirty minutes!

eun vam oelw be kaorthim oken!

I have the most annoying boner.

thai'ewen duvmronal baril.

I just want to go home and sleep!

raiwum prohsena emi leirasena rhfial!

I know I shouldn't love you.

tiun fahra nar shigril tleil.

I like my body when it is with your body.

fahri euna foit vil tiuna foit oen mlagril.

I love her *so* much. I hope she's my real mom.

oun *luev* fidlum shigril. liraw fena oen ilusil.

I love lamp.

fhendu shigril.

I only upload high quality video game rips.

eka mruvruame prifhe'i'eia pimlal.

I smelled that.

hiurh ukhterilw.

I think, therefore, I am.

elifahel, thilba oel.

I want my hat back.

euna lafrha rulvith rhfial.

I want to fuck!

fhie rhfial!

I want to play a game...

prifhevi chi amuchil rhfial...

I went to her.

chi oun prohlw.

I will make a new home.

pralchi raiwum plarithsena.

I'd like to be a tree.

fulriut oelite mlagril.

I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

vue tie-nemrhi, shalrae tie-nemrhi, vue tie-erhi vil ori padvu, vue tie-karhi, sha'e-tinemrhi shira kae, erhi vil fenom, emi shalrae shintanik barisena.

I'll leave tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's me.

karrdi wra kasulmi chi eun wra kasulmi oen.

I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!

potasuumi borosena... e'mlithesen!

I'm Bobbin. Are you my mother?

bobbin'el. euna fena oeia?

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

eun brian oel, em'euna mrifhia imo'en!

I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

asurr mravi thiruilit lumvithlite.

I'm so fucking high right now.

kra sahnioom'el.

I'm too Asian for this.

imo aeshiaw be asurr oel.

I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

be tiuna mruevu luev maerri oel. tiuna fena irholiaw fela oenwa.

I've made a huge mistake.

shalroum samevalw.

I've seen some stuff, man.

fidthro riukhe athelw, kin.

If I can't dance, it's not my revolution!

shia parthi nar klalite, euna rilgruf nar oen.

If you want peace, prepare for war

shia pra rhfiae, be graruh sudva'il.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

shia voie orsmithe prohlite, prohil.

In the kingdom of Jah, no man is weak.

birh iah likosi, serliv litram oen.

It is a good day to die.

ekhsumi mriwhul chi kvuth oen.

It is natural to die.

kvuthi rihulaaw oen.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you... should burn in hell.

risb hrivei sulmi'en. kluvie mevusnitei, puim puimnitei. sulmi plua asurr, kit plua tiun... fahra birh orsmithe ruthrani.

It's funny how dumb you are!

tiuna latka'ho parrii'aw'en!

It's not murder, it's ketchup.

rulkathe nar oen, ketcha.

It's open now; I used Asian powers.

eklithe'en. aeshiaw itonhei osulw.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

eri oen, dhi plua hiurh nar athn.

J

Just go out and talk to a tree. Make friends with it. There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.

vehre lamve'mi chi fulriut aevohil. ouna amie riulki'il. vlathro grilh ruimi fulriut amie barilite.

Let the party begin!

primru lurea'il!

Love with your heart, use your head for everything else.

vil tiuna indel shigri'il, be ethariukh ake tiuna ialhi osu'il.

M

Monkey see, monkey do.

monki athel, monki irhe.

My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

euna kitr, etha buaru graruhfhra be muhi rhagrimnitei asurr pra oen!

My cat is wearing your trousers.

tiuna tulsif euna khat oritun.

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

euna rhevie silhra'mi hriveini, plua, surthe oenwa, uidiuve ake urthlim wra euna foit.

My mouth hurts.

euna buai rhuran.

N

No gods, no masters!

serh chaerrnah, serh morrol!

No! I don't want that!

mreh! hiurh nar rhfial!

No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

mreh, rish iowa'l. birh surhi eka palrul.

No, I'm not lonely, I have me.

mreh, erhi'aw nar'el. eun baril.

Now the whole Earth had one language and the same words.

kra, etha dam klamithe erhi afol emi aivu folme barinwai.

O

Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.

iaralri lukhdi'el! fahri fulriut chi eun aevohnitei, nar rulvith aevohl.

Of course it’s a noun... It does nouny things.

iaralri oun oefol'en... oefolaw riukhe irhenite.

Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

ais wra mio, hiurh ilturaw kuvukhuin athil! liuv ilturaw oen, kvuthsena!

Oh shit!

ah fhie!

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

arhi, iskultu. iskultu be kuskho. kuskho chi rulkathe limsilwi. iskultu wra kuskho. hiurh iskultu?

Okay that does it! Screw you guys, I'm going home!

nakhe! etha tiun fhieil, raiwum prohlite!

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.

chi kamelot nar prohiuhr. miahodebun'en.

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

erhi mrivla, karhi mrivla, nevla mrivla, kulithi mrivla.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

erhi markhirn chi etha baena, erhi markhirn chi vim. erhi markhirn chi eth'terma birh deku maeuni.

One word and I'll hit you again.

ewfolme, em'latrei tiun seulthisena.

P

People arise; for the world is dead.

fel fheveil; klamithe kvuthirm oe'e.

People die when they are killed.

fahri rulkathenitei, fel kvuthni.

Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space!

oiftunaw griuhei, thuir uvhil!

R

Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say yes!

rae, fahri chaerrnah oelia aramin, rhi aramo'il!

Remain Klingon!

khlin'on semvabi'il!

S

Science is whatever you want it to be.

intiu sulion tiun rhfia'e oen.

Sev, pass me the wine.

sev, putfhilite iusoil.

Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace.

aevoh sahiuemil, pra'aw kvuthlite akemil.

Smoke weed everyday.

ethul hepna ruthra'il

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

klamithe ruthran athnitei fidhtro fel vehre rhiani.

Squadala! We're off!

shadalah! eun prohli!

Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

iuemil. euna mronal asurr fidlum duvri riulki klanite.

T

The green water is blue.

lavufhriss kulithi oen.

The huntress is nothing without the hunt.

rhwafhra narvil rhwa vlathro oen.

The Internet is for porn

raimlitfho be lufhtrini oen

The language of all men is death.

afol wra etha fel kvuthi'en.

The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.

keov metrhod maeunilw oen. surhi pra'aw oen.

The universe is made of stories, not atoms.

ethasurhi rish ermi plarithnwa, nar legro.

The world is fucked.

klamithe fhieaw oen.

The world is strange.

klamithe amtha oen.

There are four lights!

nemrhi fhenah oeni!

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

oruit wra fela nar oeni. euna oruit 'eni. eun omkitlw.

Thinking is the best way to travel.

elifahelite mriwi leithroa chi vliromi oen.

This guy's got shoes!

asurr felir rihae barin!

This is the Way.

asurr leithroa'en.

To be, or not to be? That is the question.

oenite nuri nar oenite, hiurh arinos oen.

Too long, didn't read.

imo silhra, nar aevashlw.

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

toto, nar ovori birh kansas oeli elifahel.

Touch your monitor. It is warm, like flesh. But it is not flesh. Not yet.

tiuna luchote rwathil. uthra oen, plua elanpe. dhi elanpe nar'en. nar kra.

Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the colour nine.

fela liumti skromnite plua ithud tie-nemrhi ukhteri skromnite oen.

W

Walking's good, fighting's better, fucking's best.

vlira mriw'en, rhagrim mriwa'en, fhie mriwi'en.

War. War never changes.

graruh. graruh usiti melein

We all live in a yellow submarine.

birh fhevla lumafma runfhili.

We are farting!

plirthrhovelitei!

We are humans and we are from Earth.

humiar oeli emi tera prihlwi.

We are peaceful people.

pra'aw fel oeli.

We are the knights who say Ni!

ni-volitei graruhfhra oeli!

We began our journey from the homeworld.

rish raimithe euna vliromi lurealwi.

We eat food!

igrus mlitheli!

We get it, you vape!

liumtili, vaepite.

We had sex and sex makes babies!

lufhie irhewi emi lufhie thuirkit samevanite!

We saw men with blue eyes.

fel vil kulithi chial athelwi.

We will live, we will die

runfhisenai, kvuthsenai.

We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people.

be sihraeaw fhiemithi fel fhieapan thaluhrlitei.

What are those?

muhi hiurh oenite'ia?

What do we say to the god of death? Not today!

muhi chi chaerrnah wra kvuthirm aevolli? nar ekhsumi!

What is the music of life?

i'eia wra mithi oeia?

What is your name?

tiuna itusu muhi oen?

What the fuck did I do?

muhi sahrhelwia?

When 900 years old, you reach, look as good, you will not.

fahri erhitiksre eskasha'erhi chir umthre riulki'e, nar hrivei'esew.

When can I be naked, mum?

fena, fahri eun mevebilia?

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

fehre mesulesewia? falaikrafhra!

Why don't we have both?

mahri marru nar biri'ia?

Would you like to see my stamp collection?

euna thaluhrie wra postahmp athel mlagriesewia?

Wouldn't it be nice?

tuile nar fahr oe'ia?

Y

Yesterday I went shopping and I bought myself a new t-shirt.

mursulmi chirmalite prihlw emi pralchi erlit omithlw.

You are already dead.

tiun rathisa kvuthirm oe'e.

You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

eun aigrithite, lisa!

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

pilthar mriwa nemrhi orthime, bhalti tie-erhi dirh nar mlithesena.

You could make a religion out of this.

tiun rish asurr tovpumlae plarithrhuw.

You have mail!

kalemi biri'e!

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

vlathro tleie, ion snow.

You know, like... nya

tlei'e, plua... mia

You say potato; I say vodka.

potato vole, potafhivi voll.

You too, Brutus?

emi tiun, brut?

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

ori febpaw debun wra simlemfhra e'sikean usiti vimesew.

You're fun. Wanna make out?

parrii oe'e. ari rhfia'ia?

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

shalwa hafma sihrae'esew.

You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!

iapanfol elifah'ite! shia elifahe nisue, birh kermahfol irheil!

Your warriors will destroy our city.

euni shaltheran tiuna graruhfhra aigritheseni.