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Posted on 20-12-14, 09:40 in Games You Played Today REVENGEANCE
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I've been playing Cosmo Police Galivan, the Nintendo version. I'm actually having a lot of fun with this one, and it seems a shame to let it just languish in obscurity, so here we are.

First things first: Nichibutsu apparently made two different games of the same title, and the Nintendo game is very different from the arcade game(there's several home computer ports, all based on the arcade).
The Galivan I'M playing is an exploratory platformer, compartmentalized into sections, like Iji. Each section is a distinct "level" to explore and scrape out the secrets within. Once you defeat the boss and leave the level there's no going back.
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I'm not sure if this means the game can be rendered unbeatable by skipping a necessary pickup. That would take some experimentation on my part that I am not sure I care to embark upon. I know the first stage you need two of three pickups to reach the boss and the third is required to harm him, but I don't know if that holds true on other stages.


The game came out in June 1988, placing it the same month as the fairly influential Blaster Master/MetaFight(actually about a week before MetaFight, if the release dates I'm seeing are accurate), and it seems like the folks at Nichibutsu had some similar ideas in regards to more detailed backgrounds and powerup-gating(though their spritework is not as good as Sunsoft's pixelmancy).
But Nichibutsu also put some light RPG elements into their game: collecting experience points by killing monsters will raise Galivan's level, which increases his maximum hit points and "cosmo power"(written CP, pronounced MP), and his swords can be made more powerful by killing monsters with them. Special weapons are fixed in power and cost CP to use, but are also ranged.
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There's actually a third consumable point the game tracks in your status bar next to HP and CP. It is labelled GP, I've got no idea what it is supposed to stand for, but it is the coolest points. If you collect the eight P item drops it takes to fill the GP meter, Galivan will strike a pose, a little explosion animation will play atop his sprite, and he will morphin' time into his Cosmo Police standard issue armored suit. While armored, all damage is halved, and each hit will reduce the GP gauge by one. When it falls to zero, Galivan's transformation will end and he will return to being a dude in combat fatigues instead of a power-armored defender of justice.

There is one major control quirk, in that peak jump height can only be attained with a running start. It is kinda weird, and it throws me off pretty regularly. Other than that, the controls seem to just do what you want them to.


Quite surprisingly, the game has not just a battery-backed save, but an AUTOMATIC battery-backed save. Craziness, I tell ya.


The plot, such as it is(filtered through the english translation patch I am playing, and the readme confesses they had to remove about half the text for space reasons), is pretty straightforward. It is Cosmo Year 2010(whatever that means, but probably "present day AD" if I had to guess). You are a the titular Galivan, a member of the Cosmo Police, a peacekeeping agency who have apparently just had their shit WRECKED by the evil crime syndicate Mado.
The Mado have seized "control of the universe" as well as several other Cosmo Police officers and a bunch of cool space law enforcement tools like high-jump boots and laser swords and hyper rays. Basically, they've done a lot of seizing in a very short period of time, and they seem to have pissed off the wrong people while doing so.
As the last active member of the Cosmo Police, you have hopped in your ship and booked it for the enemy planet Badurr so you can invade the Mado's dimension, wreck THEIR shit, free your coworkers, retrieve your stuff, kill the Mado's boss Madius, and restore peace to the universe. You know, just another day on the job.

(This story, it must be noted, is completely unrelated to the early-80s japanese TV show Space Sheriff Gavan. Any resemblance to any other interstellar force of power-armor-clad, lightsaber-wielding law officers battling extradimensional crime syndicates is purely coincidental.)

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Posted on 20-12-21, 22:53 in Computer Hardware News
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Yeah, there's nothing really wrong with NTFS, aside from Linux users accessing it with glitchy drivers and then blaming NTFS when everything goes wrong.
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Or Linux users making feature comparisons between their newest incompatible file system and versions of NTFS from the 90s when there was time for Klax. And if we're going to do that... well, Windows doesn't use a file system developed by and named after a murderer.

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Posted on 20-12-21, 22:55 in Board feature requests/suggestions
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Posted by Mei Koyoki

To add further insult to injury, 'My' is the name of one of his children, which probably leaves them now feeling like a 'bastard child' of MariaDB nowadays... I dunno, it just goes to show the horrible ethics of Oracle Corporation as a whole.
How is it Oracle's fault that a non-Oracle developer named a product after his kid?

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Posted on 20-12-21, 22:59 in Mozilla, *sigh*
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Posted by Mei Koyoki

On a somewhat related note, I'm genuinely angry with Mozilla's decision to kill off SeaMonkey on the basis that longtime, experienced users don't deserve to have an alternative browser just because a truly FOSS browser is not feasible for their 'look at me, I'm a private browser' bullshit that they've been pulling for the past while or so.


Mozilla never killed off Seamonkey. Seamonkey was never a Mozilla project. They merely stopped providing support to a third-party fork of the discontinued Mozilla project(which was still a dick move).
But really, in hindsight the writing was on the wall as soon as the Moz/B team took over the Mozilla Foundation. Moz/b\Phoenix\Firebird\Firefox was always terrible, and the people that claim otherwise never used a good browser.

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Posted on 20-12-22, 07:39 in Computer Hardware News
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Posted by tomman

Also, jokes about MurderYoWifeFS ReiserFS never seem to get stale... like its development, as it still receives patches every now and then!

Apaprently they're still trying to get the new version into the kernel. They think they might need to change the name to do so, for some reason.

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Posted on 20-12-25, 04:47 in Happy holidays!
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BUMP

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Posted on 20-12-27, 01:34 in Stupid computer bullcrap we put up with.
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I'm not reading an entire wikipedia article to figure out what you vandalized. I'm annoyed I had to click through to find out it was a link to a wikipedia article's edit history.

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Posted on 21-01-01, 08:36 in Happy holidays!
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Upon review, the Office of Morals & Public Decency has voted to uphold their prior ban on eight maids a-milking. As per last year, send complaints to Google Image Search.

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Posted on 21-01-01, 23:09 in Local copy of the old forum
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I believe Kawa's the sole holder. Unless archive.org got us again.

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Posted on 21-01-03, 04:33 in Mozilla, *sigh*
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Quickly! We must redesign the interface so no one knows where anything is! That is the best way to retain existing users and attract new ones!

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Posted on 21-01-06, 12:24 in Mozilla, *sigh*
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wow, look at all the edge in that chat log.

such angst, so teenager.

guess I should stop hanging around places with actually intelligent and go back to tiktok and tumblr, where I can gloat about my edge and be a whore all day!!!11!1!1!!1
Well, someone takes criticism poorly.

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Posted on 21-01-08, 09:16 in Cartoons, imported
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And somehow, it has been an entire fucking year since Railgun season 3 started, and I'm only just now getting to it.

Six episodes in, and the antagonists have made a series of bad decisions in close proximity. They keep doing things to make our heroes be personally invested in KICKING THEIR ASS. Which is a really bad decision when one of them is basically Magneto and Thor combined into a schoolgirl.

(I've been reading the comics, so I have in fact seen this arc play out, but that was quite a while ago and the details are fuzzy. At this point, I honestly don't recall what the plan was, but I am absolutely certain that it did NOT involve pissing off a level 5 with a penchant for converting pocket change into artillery shells.)

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Posted on 21-01-13, 11:05 in Cartoons, imported
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And moving onto the new... it's Isekai O'Clock, as episode one of "I'm a Spider, So What?" airs.
It is the best isekai show, by virtue of being an adaptation of "I'm a Spider, So What?".

The premise is that a fight between the hero and demon lord in some bullshit fantasy realm went very wrong. The magical backlash spilled out into another world, and destroyed an ordinary classroom in an ordinary island nation.
And our heroine, having been in that classroom, has reincarnated in that fantasy world as an overpowered hero with every advantage possib- naw, I'm just fuckin' with ya. She reincarnated as a giant spider in a cave. Fortunately, she takes this in stride. She's not very social to start with, and she figures if she can just set up a nice web somewhere and live a lazy and indolent life, she'll take it.Food will get caught in her web, she will eat the food, and life will be simple, peaceful, and uneventful.


Spoilers: the world will not let her live a lazy and indolent life. She is gonna get mad OP and cause all KINDS of trouble.

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Posted on 21-01-13, 11:55 in I have yet to have never seen it all.
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How can Maduro still be in power? We made a sternly-worded appeal for him to step down on international television!

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Posted on 21-01-15, 00:40 in Stupid computer bullcrap we put up with.
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Glad you could resurrect it.
And yeah, fuck RoHS.

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Posted on 21-01-19, 07:52 in Cartoons, imported
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This season, I'm watching Spider, season 2 of Cells at Work(but not Cells at Work Black, I like my bloodstream happy and chipper, thanks), and "Soukou Musume Senki"(because mech-girls, don't kinkshame).

Last season, it wvs just Tonikaku Kawaii, and... before that I basically watched no anime because working during the plague apparently left me dead inside.

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Posted on 21-01-19, 12:32 in Cartoons, imported
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I basically watched no anime because working during the plague apparently left me dead inside

Isn't that what anime is for though? 🤔
I apparently just couldn't care enough to find something to watch. Hell, Railgun 3 was skipped for a literal year, and I LOVE Railgun.

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Posted on 21-01-25, 01:31 in Hardware/Product Recommendations Thread
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I have had good luck with both the Boox Nova and LikeBook Mars.

Both carry an adjustable frontlight, selectable between white and amber at brightnesses from stupid high to barely there, as well as off.

They also both run Android, so installing new reader software if the built-in reader is inadequate isn't very hard at all. I've not had issue with the integral reader on either, but also haven't pressed them hard.

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Posted on 21-01-25, 03:26 in Hardware/Product Recommendations Thread (revision 1)
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Max is 'spensive as hell, though. Only reason I didn't get one. I believe it has been replaced with the mostly-the-same Max 2 now. Onyx releases new minor-difference models as easily as breathing.
(case in point, Max 2 was replaced with Max 3, which itself was replaced with the lit Max Lumi)

Software should be very similar to the Nova, from what I understand.

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Posted by tomman

WTF, even the "Your shithole is embargoed" error is embargoed to me!
That's actually hilarious, in a terrible sort of way.


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Been there, quickly ran away as soon as Office ate my first table relationship, never got the T-shirt.

Was the shirt stolen in the mail?


As for Debian and pgAdmin 4... that's just not happening anytime soon, due to the culture clash between old-school conservative distros like Debian (where every dependency has to be a package, and bundled libraries are a serious no-no) and the new kids on the block, the JavaScript Frat Boys (where everything is a moving target and they would put their mothers inside a Docker container if they could do so!). Yes, you've heard it from me first: current and next Debian releases have absolutely NO usable PostgreSQL GUI management tools! (Buster has a very broken pgAdmin 3 which doesn't really work with its companion PostgreSQL release, while Bullseye has NOTHING AT ALL) Progress!

Speaking of hilarious in a terrible sort of way...

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