| rwfromxenon |
* Falling of a clip * Being eaten by a monster of some kind * Drinking / eating poison * Being killed by some evil (wo)man * falling in acid, * losing all your money * burn to death * get locked up by the police * somebody gets too far away from you and you can't reach them * Crashing with your car * getting hit by a heavy obstacle * being humiliated in front of someone * drowning * electrocution, * unsuccesfully making/using a spell * strangle yourself * 'pee on the tree' * Not keeping your breath minty fresh * go on a killing spree * Choking on a fly * having a piano fall on your head * chickens picking your legs until they're completely gone * boiling off your skin * getting glued to a window * some bug flying in your eye, you become blind, fall of a clip and die * Getting yourself stuck to ... yourself * Self - cannbelism * Heart attack * Run over by a golf buggy * papercut * Reading Latin books * Being Posessed * Put in a Taco and eaten by a chihuaua. * Eating a Red Hot Chilli Pepper * Taking drugs * Rolling a joint With gunpowder * You pee on the tree. What's that wet stuff down your front? Thank goodness...it's only blood. Wait a minute! It looks like you forgot that you were born with your bladder hooked up to your heart. * Wear honey then touching a beehive. * struck by lighting * teleported to just infront of a swinging axe. * Opening a gas tank and suffocating. * Not raising the landing ramp on a ship that you have hijacked. * walk for too long without sitting down your legs fall off. * If you swear too much an old lady beats you with a stick. * You stick your head through a hole and because it's got a wooden plate it's eaten by termites! * If you eat too much you explode. * If you throw up too much (too avoid the above happening) Your intestines come out. * A rabid squirrel doesn't like what you're doing to its tree. CRUNCH. OW! * you don't unplug the radio before taking a bath * forget to open the garage door before turning on your car * item lodged in a toaster, and all you have to get it out with is a butter knife * get your hand caught in the blender * doused with moth attractant and be smothered by lepidoptera * reaching into a car trunk and have it accidentally close * You purchase a rocket from ACME, but that d@#$ed Road-Runner causes you to collide into a cliff, after which a boulder falls on your head * You are convicted of spamming and are chained to a rock while vultures devour your intestines * You have a low-fiber diet. * smell pee * Gas-explosion when you turn on the light * Space ship falls down from the space killing the player * An hightide comes and killes.... * It starts raining fridges and one of those falls on your head * Your boogers riot and start eating the inside of your head * Drinking one too many pukejuice * Accidentally stabbing yourself with a turkish helmet * A William Tell type death * Being stuck inside a freezer * Falling in a lake * Sniffing erasers * Blowing a rubber until it explodes * freeing a replicator |
| Eero R | Cool list... :D |
| Eigen |
Great list... ;D some are real funny. ;D ;D How long you wrote it? ;) -Eigen |
| rwfromxenon | I wrote about half of them... they are from an old thread here. |
| Oliver | hehe...They are pretty funny. ;D |