|Oliver||I need some jokes for my game ,please ;)|
"It's a door."|
That's not funny. :-
Already been done ;D
|Eigen||Yeah Oliver. Don't copy from me!!!|
what exactly are you after?|
Talk to inanimate objects:|
'You are surprised the here it answer:
"GET ON WITH THE STUPID GAME!"'
"A bolt of lightning strikes you."
"***You are dead***
You mean like talking to doors/windows/tables/closets etc or like talking to guards?|
Guards arn't inanimate objects, they move their lips when shouting: HALT! 8)|
I do mean doors and tables anbd that, I assume any person would have a reply all of it's own. ;)
So you're looking for mirrors saying "What're you staring at, mate?" or candles saying to chandeliers "Shine on, you crazy diamond!"|
Nope, don't know any things for that :P
Hehe. Pink Floyd.|
Talking to certain things could produce hidden messages, like chairs, or crates.
hey that would be cool!! talk to something wierd and it will talk back. hee hee hee. cool. maybe ill put it in my game. how about this for a part where people are around you.|
(you type): talk (any object in that room)
you start yelling at the object and it doesnt respond as you had hoped.
A nearby woman quickly calls 911. seconds later, an ambulence arrives and drags you to a mental hospital.
You are now dead.
:D that was kinda lame, but i like it!!!
|Oliver||I'm not copying from you Eigen >:(. I need jokes for "my" game and i'm not going to get the jokes from Al Pond 2 >:(|
Yeah, that's what they all say!!! |
|Oliver||I "new" jokes. :P|
I still don't get the king idea of this...you want jokes to your game...So do you then want those "Howdy door!" thingies or some "real" jokes or "jokes" jokes, like "A former punkstar was at the gates of Heaven and st.Peter said to him: You won't get here with heavy!"|
*hahhah, maybe some finns get the stupid idea of this idiotic joke*
The main thing was: I don't understand your request...
"Hi, how are you?"
Ego: "Err, fine."
"I don't think so, you're talking to an inanimate object."
Ego: "Good point"
"Don't mention it."
|Oliver||I'll but this one to my game and matercard i want jokes like the "joke" jokes or something like that|
Writing jokes in several simple steps:|
1: Go one Kazaa
2: Download every Spike Milligan and Monty Python thing you find.
3: Steal the jokes.
|Andrew_Baker||The Space Quest series proves that nothing is funnier than a gruesome, horrific death. Especially if it happens to someone else.|