moraminae@A1B1» A ping
That's not a ping you recognize. It's a weird one from a... thing. You're not a computer whizz-king like Travo, so you don't really know what this is. You're going to call it a thing.
GT: ALONE, AT LAST?
MMK: Who is this?
GT: AN... ACQUAINTANCE.
MMK: When creepsters do this normally they say "A friend". At least they do in the movies.
GT: FRIEND. I HAVEN'T KNOWN THAT WORD IN YEARS.
GT: BUT YES, YOU COULD CALL ME THAT, IF YOU WANTED TO.
MMK: You're lucky I'm bored and low on friends, otherwise I'd be turning the computer off.
GT: LOW ON FRIENDS THROUGH NO FAULT OF YOUR OWN.
GT: IT'S SUCH A SHAME. YOUR MOTHER REALLY IS HORRIBLE.
MMK: She's not! She's just complicated.
GT: NO SHE ISN'T.
GT: THAT IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION OF THE MIND.
GT: I'VE MADE SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS IN COSMIC PETRI DISHES MORE COMPLEX THAN HER.
GT: YOUR MOTHER IS A CRUEL AND HEINOUS INDIVIDUAL WHO DOESN'T DESERVE YOU AND HAS NO RIGHT DOING THE THINGS SHE DOES.
GT: I AM TRULY SORRY THAT I DID NOT TAKE NOTICE EARLIER, BUT IT SEEMS THAT I MAY NOT HAVE TO.
GT: FATE IS IN MOTION.
MMK: What's that supposed to mean?
MMK: I mean, cryptic is the normal modus operandi for weirdos on the internet.
MMK: But this is something special.
GT: TELL ME MORA-MINAE...
GT: WHAT IS IT YOU WANT THE MOST?
MMK: Who is this?
GT: AN... ACQUAINTANCE.
MMK: When creepsters do this normally they say "A friend". At least they do in the movies.
GT: FRIEND. I HAVEN'T KNOWN THAT WORD IN YEARS.
GT: BUT YES, YOU COULD CALL ME THAT, IF YOU WANTED TO.
MMK: You're lucky I'm bored and low on friends, otherwise I'd be turning the computer off.
GT: LOW ON FRIENDS THROUGH NO FAULT OF YOUR OWN.
GT: IT'S SUCH A SHAME. YOUR MOTHER REALLY IS HORRIBLE.
MMK: She's not! She's just complicated.
GT: NO SHE ISN'T.
GT: THAT IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION OF THE MIND.
GT: I'VE MADE SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS IN COSMIC PETRI DISHES MORE COMPLEX THAN HER.
GT: YOUR MOTHER IS A CRUEL AND HEINOUS INDIVIDUAL WHO DOESN'T DESERVE YOU AND HAS NO RIGHT DOING THE THINGS SHE DOES.
GT: I AM TRULY SORRY THAT I DID NOT TAKE NOTICE EARLIER, BUT IT SEEMS THAT I MAY NOT HAVE TO.
GT: FATE IS IN MOTION.
MMK: What's that supposed to mean?
MMK: I mean, cryptic is the normal modus operandi for weirdos on the internet.
MMK: But this is something special.
GT: TELL ME MORA-MINAE...
GT: WHAT IS IT YOU WANT THE MOST?