travo@A1B1» Talk to your friend

 

TL: What's up?
MMK: I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
TL: It's ok. I was just fantasizing about the greatest baseball player of all time, and how awesome it would be to be him.
MMK: Ah, sorry.
MMK: What were we planning for tonight?
TL: I got a little something special in mind that I'm going to slide Jenni's way in a few minutes.
TL: Age Of Skate 2
MMK: Is that the one skateboarding game that was rated "number one most douchebag game of all time" at G3 last year?
TL: Yeah. It's gonna be fun.
MMK: That doesn't sound fun. I'm looking at the controls for it and it seems like it was made for crab-people, by crab-people.
TL: Crab people only exist on Earth, and even then there are hardly any left after the Colorado Parade Massacre.
MMK: My point still stands, who exactly is this game for?
TL: It's for the more trolling inclined to torture their friends with.
MMK: What?
TL: Nothing.