Shula wandered around the town, a few hours before closing time. She was quite happy to have a pair of sunglasses, since the sun wasn't due to set until later. After a bit of walking, she noticed a bookstore that might be interesting for her cultural learnings.
Inside, Shula kept to the sides as to not draw too much attention to herself. It was a rather difficult feat, considering her strikingly gray skin and obvious horns, but she did it anyway, until she bumped into someone with a similar idea.
The stranger gasped a bit and apologized, "Oh! U-u-uhmm sorry! I w-wasn't watching wh-where I was going!" She seemed fairly startled, and not just by Shula's appearance. "Wh-what are you..?"
Shula blinked. "What am I? Didn't you get the memo, girl? I'm a Troll."
She shook her head, "N-n-no, I h-had no i-idea."
"We've only been around for about thirty years, though", Shula quipped. Just for effect, she took on her mother's Alternian accent, making the whole sentence sound strangely raspy.
"I d-d-don't leave the h-house often so this is n-news to m-me.." She extended a shaky hand to Shula, "Its n-n-nice to m-m-meet you...I'm Britney."
"Shula Vantas, first earthborn. The pleasure is all mine."
Britney smiled slightly, "So wh-what kind of books are you i-i-into?"
"I'm working on understanding Earth Human culture. It's very interesting so far."
"Oh! I th-think I could h-h-help you learn s-some st-stuff if you w-want." She offered politely.
"That'd be nice, I guess."
Shula carefully wrapped one arm around Britney's shoulders. "What's with the... stutter, though?"
"S-sorry..I-i-i'm just nervous and shy.." Britney looked down, slightly embarassed.
"Right... you wanna hang out for a while... Britney?"
The accent made Britney's name sound funny.
She looked from side to side, and the slowly nodded, "S-sure. That s-sounds n-nice."
"Right, let me just pay for these books then and we'll find some place to hang", Shula said, completely forgetting to maintain the accent.
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Once the two girls had found a reasonably nice place where noone else went, Shula continued what she had started.
"So... nervous, you said?"
Britney nodded, "V-very."
"Why's that? I can't imagine why you'd be nervous, except for hanging out with a bonerfied alien. Beunafied? Bona fide?"
"I-i'm not sure which, b-b-but thats n-not exactly w-why..." She admitted, "I j-just don't spend t-time with p-people o-often. Aside from m-my family."
"A loner, eh? You're a strange girl, Britney. You don't strike me as the kind to not socialize."
"W-w-what makes you s-say th-that?"
Shula lifted her shades. "Look at you! I'd be the first to admit to not know too much about what humans consider pretty, hence the books, but at least in my book you rank right up there. Why would a pretty girl like you not socialize?"
Once again Shula hooked her arm over Britney's shoulders, coming all too close. It wasn't because she didn't understand personal space -- she had learned about that at a young age. She did it, in fact, on purpose. Britney proceeded to jerk away, she scooted away from Shula slightly, leaving Shula to topple over sideways.
"B-b-because...I-i'm not just a-a...I mean.."
"You mean what?"
"I'm....n-not exactly a...a g-g-girl."
"Okay what? How does that work? I thought humans were either guys or girls? I mean, it's all the same to me -- trolls don't care but how does 'not exactly' work?"
"W-well...t-t-the technical t-term for wh-what I am is...I am a h-h-hermaphrodite..." She confessed, "I have b-both sets of g-g-geniatalia..." She covered her face, red from embarassment, ready to cry. She could not, therefore, see Shula's confusion turn to amusement.
"Heeeee~" Shula vocalized, grinning a Joker-like grin full of sharp teeth. "Heeeeeheeee~"
"H-huh?" Britney muttered, taking a peek at Shula only to be very disconcerted by this hefty and horrifying smile.
"You're kidding me, right? There's... no way you got both."
"I-i-i do! I j-j-just really d-don't want to uhm...p-pr-prove it."
"Cos humans don't take it well? Just a guess."
Britney sighed, "My d-dad was disappointed....h-he was m-m-mad at my m-mom about it....f-for a w-w-while he made me d-d-dress like a b-boy."
Shula quickly considered how girls didn't develop breasts until the onset of puberty. "I think I can see where he got that idea... then you grew those two?"
"Then h-h-he had a b-bit of a m-m-midlife cr-crisis..." She continued to speak of her past, "Eventually h-he accepted it...b-but.."
"Hmm?"
"I n-n-never have done m-much...I w-was always thought of as a b-boy..I never g-got to date or dress up or a-a-anything like that! Always r-race cars and w-w-wrestling and junk..."
Shula glanced at Britney's chest. "That was before these appeared?"
Britney nodded, "Then I w-w-was called a fr-freak by some friends...k-kicked out of wrestling...you g-get the i-i-idea..." She had a single tear dripping down her cheek.
"If there's one thing I've learned in my cultural studies, it's that humanity on the whole needs to improve on a whole damn lot of things. In that, you're just one more grain of proof."
Shula quickly but carefully leaned over and licked off the errant tear.
"Some friends those were."
Britney blushed and whimpered slightly, "Y-yeah....so I-i-i usually stay a-at home all d-day...only go out s-shopping sometimes...." She sniffled.
"What you need is some friends who'd accept you for what you are, I'd reckon. Y'know what else is funny about humans?"
"W-w-what..?"
"Something my dad found out when he was a kid, younger than I am right now, even... you have words for loving the same or the opposite sex. It confused the shit outta him. Know why?"
"N-no...why?" She raised an eyebrow, a little curious.
"I mentioned before that trolls don't care? We don't. As a culture, we're all bisexual by default. That's why, before my dad found out, we didn't have words like 'heterosexual'. How 'bout that?"
"T-t-thats interesting...b-but," She inquired, "W-what does that have to d-d-do with anything..?"
"I told you, you need friends who'd accept you for what you are. I know at least twooo~"
"R-really?!" Britney smiled happily, she was shy, but missed having friends more than anything. Shula just grinned at her, this time with her mouth closed. Britney nervously stepped up to Shula and attempted to embrace in a comforting hug, which Shula was quick to turn into a somewhat tight hug instead. Britney proceeded to squeal from surprise.
"Heheheheheh..."
"S-so w-where are these fr-friends?" Britney asked, a smile on her face.
"I'm one, my girlfriend Carissa is the other. I dunno about my boyfriend Dylan though, so I didn't count him."
"B-boyfriend AND g-girlfriend? W-w-wow....is that al-allowed?"
"Not specifically in my way, no. It's a little complicated, but my dad's okay with it so it's all good~."
"Y-your dad s-s-sounds pretty n-nice.."
"He's not, but I'll bet this is."
Before Britney could ask what "this" was, Shula kissed her. Britney blushed a deep red and didn't know how to respond to it. For a moment she considered turning and running, but she caved and decide to return the kiss in full force. Shula, for her part, enjoyed the returned kiss and glanced around for a bit. Considering the area secure, she softly patted Britney's butt. Britney jumped slightly from it and placed her hands on Shula's shoulders.
"W-wait...y-you're not tr-trying s-something a-are you...I mean I...uhmm...just.." She didn't know what to say.
Shula just smiled at her. "At first I was just curious. I got over that, though. Now I just want to get to know you better~"
"A-alright...T-then I guess...I mean...it would be n-nice..."
Shula considered bringing her new friend to the car she rode to town in, but deemed it too far away. The distance would ruin the mood. So instead, she carefully guided Britney to a nearby dark alley. It was extra dark, in fact, from the time that had passed by then. To Shula, this would be no problem. Britney on the other hand, had difficulty making out exactly where anything was. She tried to place a hand on Shula's side, misplacing it onto her chest.
"Hehehe... you like those?"
Britney blushed, "I-i-i didn't mean t-to!"
"You sure?" Shula asked as she stroked Britney's sides with no problem.
"W-w-well I ad-admit I wanted to b-b-but...no so directly..." She muttered, continuing to grope Shula regardless.
"Cute", Shula admitted as she moved her hands down to Britney's butt once more. "Never made love before, I assume?"
Britney shook her head, face bright red, licking her lips. "No...I mean I h-have well...y-y-you know...a l-lot but...never th-that.."
"Any... preference?" Shula asked just before slipping her hands inside the back of Britney's pants.
"That's not what I meant", Shula teased. "I meant what you preferred when - you - did - that~"
Britney gasped a bit, "O-oh...I...I liked t-touching my...w-w-well....would you u-use your m-m-mouth..?"
Teasingly, Shula licked a bit of exposed stomach. "On what?"
Britney moaned softly yet again, and began to undo her jeans, "M-m-my c-cock..." She blushed profusely at saying it out loud.
"Well, let's see the thing, then", Shula accepted, and helped expose it to the elements. It wasn't quite as large as Dylan's, but then again a cock of any size would be too large on a girl.
"Hmmm?"
"I-is it too big or...n-n-not big enough I d-don't....I mean..I tr-tried fellating m-m-myself but c-could never r-reach..."
"From what I understood", Shula explained as she poked the tip with a fingernail, "not a lot of people can. You're special, but not in that way~"
Britney nodded, biting her lip. "Y-your touch felt g-good...please u-use your mouth on i-it..."
"Hmm, hmmm", Shula accepted. She leaned over a bit and carefully licked the tip to see how Britney would react, while feeling around at the base just as carefully.
Britney let out a soft moan and shivered slightly, the feel of it was most certainly pleasing to her. She looked down at Shula and gave a wide smile, "Y-yes..j-just like that b-but take it i-in y-your mouth!"
"Oookaaay~" Shula said as she pulled down Britney's pants a little more for some covert exploration. "Nom!"
Britney gasped a bit as her genitalia was revealed. Her nethers looked quite damp and her manhood, or perhaps shemanhood as it were, was fully erect. She placed a hand upon Shula's head and gave a playful wink and nod.
As Shula licked the average shaft, her fingers explored the exposed area below. To her surprise, she found a slick, somewhat engorged vaginal entrance that she was quick to place a finger or two in.
Britney gasped loudly and placed over her mouth to try and keep herself quiet. She moaned out softly, "Sh-shula~ Th-thats a b-bit much so s-s-soooooon~" Her juices began to swish and churn with Shula's fingers various movements.
Shula couldn't speak with cock in her mouth, but she tried to vocalize a question anyway. "Hmmm?"
"If y-y-you do so much at o-once I might l-lose c-c-control~" She teased, drooling slightly with a wide grin.
"An' when wha'?"
"I w-would ride y-you like a p-p-pony..." She continued her teasing.
Shula was reminded of uncle Equius. "Neigh", she jokingly replied before resuming her oral administrations, sliding her fingers deep inside. Britney's nethers squirmed and secreted fluids steadily as her length began to twitch and excrete precum, which Shula was eager to lap up. It tasted rather bitter, and just kept coming.
"Ooooh~ Yessssss~ I-i m-might cumm~"
At that point, Shula softly scraped her teeth against Britney's rod and, just to make it extra delicious, stuck her pinky finger in Britney's bum. Britney shrieked at the feeling and spurted out her juices on both ends. Sending out juices both onto Shula's tongue and her fingers.
Shula carefully got back up, swallowed the juice in her mouth and slowly licked her hand. Britney leaned back against the wall and slinked down slightly a little shaky from her orgasm.
"That wasn't ordinary cum... was it?" Shula asked as she finished cleaning her hand.
"N-n-no I don't think it was~" She was still erect and raring for another go, she had never felt so pleasured before. "C-can we...again?"
"Isn't a low refractory period just grand?" Shula asked rhetorically.
Britney nodded, "So w-where would you w-want it...?"
Shula answered by dragging a random trash can over, took off her pants and sat down on it. Britney approached Shula and smiled with her face getting as red as possible.
"So...v-v-vaginal..or anal?"
"If I wanted anal, I'd sit the other way, silly piggy."
"W-well I didn't know the positions...I mean I don't really kn-know at all but.." Britney grabbed Shula's legs and raised them slightly, spreading them as well before she pressed the tip of her shaft against Shula's nethers.
"Show me your moves, Brit", Shula shakily invited, putting her hands on Britney's shoulders.
Britney nodded and slowly slid her length inside Shula's tight nethers. It was warm and wet, a feeling that overtook her as she began to force it all the way in. "Mmmmmnnn~"
Shula moaned softly and found her thoughts drifting to Dylan and the last time they had sex. Involuntarily, she hooked her legs behind Britney's back. Britney moved her hips, thrusting in and out at an actually considerably slow speed. With each movement a soft moan escaped Britney's lips.
"S-sooooo tiiiight soooo waaaarm I just...mmnnn..~"
"Glad yooouuu like iiit~" Shula moaned.
"Do you~?"
"Dyllweed's better, but, mmm, he has practice..."
Britney tried to go faster without losing her handle, she was already feeling close to another climax. She truly had the stamina of a virgin, precum streamed into Shula's nethers and mixed with her juices.
"D... Brit... harder?"
"Wh-what did you almost c-call me..?" She stared at Shula, feeling slightly insulted. She began to move rougher, trying to ignore the fact it only made it harder for her to hold back. Shula realized her mistake, but only liked the effect.
"Oh yeah, like that~" Shula moaned. She was getting pretty close to climax herself, rusty fluids leaking out.
"Y-you almost called me D-dylan!" Brit twitched, a small squirt of her spunk went deep into Shula's nethers. In response, Shula just held Britney tightly, pushing her deeper inside.
"A-are you thinking about him?!" She felt insulted, going as rough as she could. More and more of her shemanly fluids continued to flow out into Shula. It was not unlike troll-style sex, and Shula liked it very much indeed. It was difficult for her not to scream. Britney could no longer hold back, she released her full load and shrieked loudly in pleasure.
Shula panted heavily as she softly pushed Britney away a bit. She stroked up some fluid with her fingers and licked it off before pulling her pants back on. Britney pulled her underwear up and did the same with her jeans.
"I think you'll like the others, Brit", Shula reaffirmed as she embraced her new friend.
Britney jumped a bit, but returned the embrace and smiled blissfully, "I b-bet I will."