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Oh The Humanity!

Susanna entered her room after having a usual day. She groaned and tossed her jacket off onto the chair at her desk. She really wasn't in the mood for much, it had been a tiring day, which was generally everyday. She slumped down and sat upon her bed, where she spotted a package and note on her pillow. She took the note and read it quietly to herself.

dearlittlesis.png
d3ar 1itt13 sis

i got word about a bit of confusion r3garding your quadrants and who to fi11 th3m with
it must b3 quit3 frustrating for at 13ast two r3asons i can think of
so h3r3s a 1itt13 gift to h31p you r3main r31ativ31y happy

1ov3, shu1a


Susanna grumbled. She took the package and sat it in her lap. Carefully opening it, half expecting it to be some sort of practical joke. Like a pie to the face, or maybe a picture of herself scribbled on with a goatee. As she finished opening it she peered inside and flushed red, pushing the package onto the ground.

"What the FUCK?! She can't be SERIOUS." Susanna scooted back on the bed. "A...no way.. no fucking WAY." She went back to read over the note one more time.

ps: i am d3ad fucking s3rious you n33d to r31ax


Susanna tore the note into bits and rolled over in her bed, laying on her side. "I am NOT going to play with something like THAT. No WAY, not if I got it from a FUCKASS like her." She grumbled, closing her eyes.

She tried to go to sleep, she often did this to get her mind off of things it seemed. Her mind began to move steadily, she thought about Shula and how much she loathed her. She didn't care for her siblings. At the thought of siblings her mind wandered over to Dylan, she hated him more than most people. She could just spend all day slapping him across the face, pinching his ear and maybe even biting him. Just to show him who is the boss around here. She unconsciously moved her hand down her chest and slid it down her skirt, her fingers pressing against her crotch through her panties. She bit her lip for a moment, she imagined the thought of him giving her an indian burn on her arm, or punching her in the gut. She started to rub her fingers against her crotch, a single finger playing with her clitoris. She moaned softly aloud before opening her eyes and pulled her hand out of her skirt.

"Wh....no WAY." She sat up and turned her head over to the package, she shook her head, "No..no no no NO. I am NOT going to.." Susanna proceeded to stand up after leaving the bed and approached the package. Taking it into her hand and undoing the final coverings. "..MAYBE...just maybe." She muttered to herself, going to her door only to lock it as she went over to her desk and pulled the chair around. She planted her buttocks firmly upon it and lifted her skirt up slightly. "Okay...going to..going to DO this while thinking about DYLAN...oh man.."

She moved the toy to press against her crotch through her panties, she didn't yet intend on letting it penetrate her nethers so soon. It tingled as she moaned softly, pressing it against herself ever so slightly. Her thoughts focused on Dylan, she tried to envision him standing in front of her, hands wrapped around her neck as if ready to strangle her. Pressing his manhood against her nethers, she could feel herself begin to grow wet. She lowered her panties and slowly slid it in, biting her lip to avoid moaning too loud.

In the other room, Dylan was listening to his songs. After his playlist ended, he took off his headphones, letting them rest in his neck, and looked around for the snacks he had hidden earlier. He noticed a soft buzzing sound emanating from behind the wall as he reached for some doritos and froze, puzzled by what in Bec's name could produce such a noise from his little sister's room. It seemed to slowly grow muted, his trained ears percieved...

She forced the toy to go deeper within her nethers, letting out a loud moan as it shook sporadically, stirring her up inside. "Dy-Dylan..oh FUCK...wow.." She drooled slightly, as the toy went deeper her focus began to slip and she found her mind wandering to Shula, that putrid older half-sister. She loathed her and that stupid strap on that was now pleasuring her nethers in her mind. She moved the toy around quickly, trying to imitate the proper ferocity Shula brings to the bed. She could feel herself tearing herself up, moaning loudly, almost a howl as she tried to avoid calling out Shula's name.

Dylan, meanwhile, had heard his own name called out, along with various moans. A reasonably accurate idea formed in his mind of why Susanna would make such noises, and to his own surprise, however repressed it would be on his face, he found himself tenting. He shrugged and punched himself in the crotch in a half-baked attempt to simmer the hell down, then started another playlist. Just before it started, he could swear he heard his girlfriend's name.

Susanna still had a hand free, she moved it to her chest and lifted her shirt up above her chest, allowing herself the joy of fondling her own breasts. She squeezed her left breast tightly as her other hand forced the toy deep inside of her nethers, which were begining to steadily stream out her juices. She bit her lip as she found her mind wandering off to yet another individual, specifically Orion. She couldn't imagine the size of his shaft, but she could rightly imagine it was bigger. However she found herself fumbling from the juices that were dripping out of herself. As she pinched a nipple and let out a loud and hearty moan, the toy slipped out of her nethers and plopped onto the floor.

-- nakkadileHunter [NH] began pestering loveFreak [LF] --
NH: lil bitch is masturbating furiously in the other room
NH: you know anything about that?

LF: how can you t311
NH: there was a... buzzing noise? and then she started calling out names and moaning
NH: i'm being very very awkward down here right now, thought i'd talk it away

LF: buzzing you say >B)
LF: that must b3 my 1itt13 str3ss r31i3f pr3s3nt <3

NH: that's very generous of you, but she's calling out -our- names too.
LF: 1mao
NH: woah shit that one was loud!


Susanna opened her eyes and reached out for the toy, fumbling and falling onto the floor with a loud doof. She sat up and wiped off her cheek, picking the toy back up and aligning it with her nethers, before a thought crossed her mind. "Maybe..nah......." She changed aim, and slowly prodded her asshole with it, "hell YES." She slowly slid it in, closing her eyes and drifting back off into imagination land, where she was having her anus penetrated by Dylan. She moaned softly at first, the feeling of it unfamiliar to her, she then moved it in deeper. It sent a jolt up her spine and made her straighten her back out as she forced a great deal of it inside her ass, she shivered and let out a loud moan. "Dylan...oh fuck DYLAN..yes YES..tear me UP." She practically shouted as she moved the toy violently within her ass.

LF: so... awkward bon3r
NH: quite awkward indeed
NH: i mean, i dunno what it's like to you guys but half-sisters are NOT cool to fantasize about, especially if it concerns that kind of fantasy.

LF: i dunno it cou1d just b3 m3
LF: wait i know
LF: dy1aaan <3

NH: what.
LF: *sticks h3r bum out to h3r faithfu1 mat3sprit*
LF: *wigg13s it around a bit*

NH: oh gog no you're not doing this.
NH: taking a page or two from aunt nep's book?

LF: sh3 do3snt do books fuckass >:3
LF: *s1ow1y r3mov3s pants*

NH: OH GOG SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
NH: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT

LF: focus on m3 fuckass
NH: *whimpers*
LF: at what >B?
NH: ...okay, trying to focus on your butt now.
LF: *t3asing1y s1aps h3r bum*
LF: why not tak3 it out for m3 inst3ad coo1kid <3

NH: i think i will <3
LF: *slow1y pu11s h3r panti3s to on3 sid3 r3v3a1ing h3r g1ist3ning pussy*


Dylan breathed heavily as he imagined that delicious rust-on-gray entrance he had seen so often before, taking his rod in hand. It was already kind of slicked up, though he dared not think about why that was, and as he started slowly stroking it, some slick noises were almost unavoidable. "...oh gog..."

Susanna continued to play with her toy, as one hand forced the toy into her anus, shaking it about violently, the other had left her chest and gone down to play with her soaking wet nethers. "F-FUCK...Dylan...slow DOWN!" She could feel herself nearing her climax, her juices continuing to flow quickly.

LF: show m3 what your3 doing?
NH: ummm oksy lt me fyubd it
LF: oooh t3h art of on3 hand3d typing
LF: your3 doing it wrong >X3
LF: you n33d 3xtra traaaiiiniiing~


Dylan fumbled with his webcam in an attempt to turn it on. It was quite difficult when he was already turned on himself, and the shout from the other room didn't help.

NH: godddmit dstpo dhouting asutff like that ;_;
LF: oh that 1ooks nic3
LF: i want it <3
LF: *tak3s h3r pants off for r3a1z*
LF: y3ah dy1an you 1ik3 that doncha?


Dylan stopped typing his responses and failed to suppress a groan as he increased in ferocity. Shula had no intention to turn on her own webcam just yet and display her own lewd actions, much preferring to keep her boyfriend in the metaphorical dark on that specific subject.

LF: *rubs h3r waiting pussy against h3r mat3sprits 3ag3r shaft*

"Dyl...FUCK...DYLAN...go go go...yes..YES!" Susanna shouted as she forced the toy as far in as her ass as she could, her fingers sliding in all the way and wiggling around wildly, tantalizing her nethers as her fluids flowed out in a steady stream. Her climax only moments away, she just needed an extra kick.

Dylan groaned out loud as he furiously stroked himself to orgasm, shooting a thick stream right at the webcam's lens. "GAAH! SSSH~"

LF: *gigg13s as sh3 g3ts hot spunk on h3r fac3 and 3y3s*

Susanna perked her ears up for a brief moment as she almost could swear she overheard the sound of Dylan calling out her name. The thought of it sent her just over the edge, climaxing and releasing her fluids, squirting them out onto the floor as she loudly moaned out, "NnnnnnnnnnnnFUCK...yes...YES..." she laid on her back and sighed in relief.

"Oh fuck", Dylan mumbled. "Tissues, where's the tissues... Shuuu~"

NF: brb gonna get a towel or something.
LF: t33h33h33h33 <3


Susanna sat up and looked down at the mess, she flushed red and mumbled to herself, "Oh fuck....I think I really do feel spades for Dylan...." She fixed her clothing and grumbled, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

Dylan put his pants back on and left his room to get said towel, thinking he'd probably find one in the bathroom.

Susanna stood up and wiped off her skirt for a moment. She decided it might be a good idea to get a towel of some sort to clean up the mess she had made. She headed out the door and for the bathroom, just as Dylan was about to step back out.

"...Hi", he said in a way that was not exactly as cool-sounding as he had wanted.

Susanna avoided eye contact, "Oh..uhh...Hey." She clenched a hand as it neared her skirt. Dylan thought he saw some kind of stain on it, a thought that mostly just frightened him. "Can I get a towel....fuckass..?"

Dylan silently handed over the one he was carrying, then stepped back into the bathroom to get a new one.

Susanna blushed and held the towel, she asked kindly, "What did you need one for?"

"I spilled some juice."

"Do you need a hand cleaning it up?"

"I'm cool. What do you need one for?" Dylan asked, knowing full well what the answer was.

"I spilled some juice too FUCKASS..and its YOUR fault." She pushed him back into the bathroom with a groan and mean look.

"I didn't know you were into juice", Dylan quipped coolly. He had the sneaking suspicion that she was referring to a similar "other" kind of "juice" as he was, but he had to say it.

"Not USUALLY, but its SHULA'S fault..and then I wanted YOU...to HIT you, fuckass." She pushed him down, forcing him to take a seat on the toilet as she forced her way onto his lap. Dylan was immensely unsettled, especially as there was no way he could contact Shula to kick their little sister's unsettling ass. Grabbing his PDA would only get it knocked out of his hand.

"Is this gonna go where I don't hope it's gonna?"

Susanna wrapped her arms around him and pinched his ear, leaning in to bite his neck lightly, "Probably...fuckass, but I don't CARE...I want THIS." She pressed herself against him, her breasts squishing against his chest.

"What happened to being completely squicked the fuck out over it?" Dylan asked as he tried to push Sue back, holding her by the sides.

"Changed my mind, can't just use my FUCKING imagination can I?" She tried to keep herself on him, moving a hand towards his pants' zipper. She licked at a bite mark she had just freshly left.

LF: dy1an why ar3 you taking so 1ong its just a tow31
LF: t3h bathrooms 1ik3 right around t3h corn3r from your room >:?


"I guess there's no way in your mind to talk you out of this, then?" Dylan tried as he attempted to think of ugly things.

Susanna's hand slid down and undid his zipper, worming its way into his pants to stroke at his manhood and hearty grip. "Not likely, FUCKASS." she grumbled, "So just enjoy it, hmm?"

LF: hmmm im sti11 horny
LF: fuck it im coming ov3r <3


"Enjoy getting raped by my slightly deranged little sister? That's even more unlikely."

The thoughts of ugly things tried to fight against Sue's ministrations. It was an uphill battle that Dylan could feel he was slowly losing. Her hand began to play with his shaft, rubbing at it playfully and stroking it. Susanna leaned in and nipped at Dylan's cheek, who growled in response, pushing back a little harder. He didn't feel like downright shoving his little sis right off in case she hit her head or something...

"Fine, don't want to PLAY fair?" She stood up and got in front of him and the toilet, getting onto her knees and pulling out his cock from his pants. She gripped it at the base and leaned in close, giving it a slight lick. "Then neither WILL I. Try shoving me OFF or HITTING me and I BITE...HARD."

Dylan grinned."Heheh..."

Susanna leaned in and went to take the tip of it into her mouth, licking over it slightly before she went in for a legitimate blowjob. Halfway down, she found something blocking her progress, pushing back against her throat. Susanna retracted her movements and looked up at Dylan, knowing it couldn't be him she turned around to see who it was. A scowl appeared on her face when she saw it was Shula.

"Did my little gift cause that?"

"Your little GIFT was definitely MOTIVATION, fuckass." She grumbled, "Now leave me TO it."

Dylan coughed. "I'd really rather you didn't, actually", he argued as he pulled his shorts back over his cock.

"Liar..I could taste it, you LIKED it." She rolled her eyes, pretty pissed off now.

Shula shrugged. "Who wouldn't like teh feeling of a nice pair of lips 'round their cock? Doesn't mean he's okay with whose lips they are, right Dyll?"

Dylan nodded as he got up and pulled his pants back on. Susanna stood up as well and grumbled, crossing her arms.

"Fine, WHATEVER. Sorry..FUCKASS." She stormed off to her room, she had gone from horny to mad in what could possibly be a new world record.

"So", Shula whispered after a silent moment. "You still want a blowjob?"

"Yeah, but not here. Let's go to your place first."


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Later, Dylan was vast asleep in his room, arms crossed on his chest, dreaming of whatever coolkids dream about. The events of the day replayed in his mind, making him break out in a sweat as he lay there, even though there were plenty nice things passing along. Susanna took this opportunity to sneak into his room, she smiled at the sight of Dylan sleeping soundly. Getting onto his lap and snuggling against for a brief moment.

"Hey fuckass...having a good sleep?" she asked.

Dylan just mumbled something nonsensically. Another bad part came by, and he looked disturbed by it.

She smiled and scooted onto his chest, turning around so her back was to his upper torso as she leaned down to take a peek at what laid underneath his boxers. She moved the bedsheets out of the way and undid a single button of his boxers, pulling out his shaft. At the time which, was not hard and rather unimpressive. The touch helped, though it could've been the dream he was having, as it slowly rose in Sue's hand. Dylan moaned softly.

"That's better...didn't have to do a thing myself.." She began to stroke it slowly, keeping a tight grip on it. "Make sure you're ready for what's NEXT...fuckass..."

"zlow dwnn, szzuwah..." the sleeping victim mumbled unaware.

She smiled to herself, "Naaah..." She began to stroke it more quickly, licking at the very tip of it, her tongue teasing his shaft as her hand grinded against it with all her might.

"fff... szzuwaah..."

"Does it HURT..? If not, I ain't doing it RIGHT.." She stopped her hand and moved her lower extremities back slightly, placing her crotch just above his head, she kept it above his face by placing her knees onto the bed. She took the tip of his shaft into her mouth and began to wrap her tongue around it as she sucked upon it lightly.

Dylan breathed heavily and tried to turn around, the movement blocked by the weight of his deranged half-sibling on top of him. He was starting to sweat rather noticably. "Mnn!"

Susanna kept at it, taking more of his length into her mouth, attempting to deepthroat it entirely. She could feel herself begin to drip as she grew wet from her antics. One hand of hers moved down to play with her nethers as the other hand went towards Dylan's sac. Fondling it playfully.

"Zwaah", Dylan mumbled. In his dream, he was licking clean Shula's fingers after she had made a veritable mess of herself. In reality, he was licking Sue's wet panties and fingers as he made odd snore-like noises with a half-open mouth. He had no idea.

Susanna pulled her mouth away from Dylan's cock and gripped it with her hand. She began to stroke it again with a tight grip, she didn't think she could quite take all of his manhood in her mouth and she'd rather not choke on it. She did however pull down her panties to allow the sleeping Dylan more direct contact with her pussy. "Drink up FUCKASS.."

Dylan softly gargled as the slightly red-tinted juice flowed into his mouth. At one point, he got trouble breathing, coughed the juice back up and rather suddenly and violently turned onto his side, throwing Susanna clean off and onto the floor with a sudden doof. The sudden jerk on his cock was painful, but didn't wake him any more than choking on his half-sister's girlcum did.

Susanna grumbled as she hit the floor, she quickly sat up and groaned, "Even asleep you are a pain in the ASS to fu...." She stopped her complaint and decided to go on that train of thought a different way. She pushed him back onto his back and sat on his chest, before trying to align his length with her anus. "I am going to RIDE you, okay....fuckass?" She waited aimlessly for some sort of response.

The response was Dylan turning the other way, throwing his sister off again. The bed was against the wall, and she ended up somewhat squished between it and her sleeping half-brother.

"Fine...fuckass..make it difficult." She tried to align it properly, ending up sloppily managing to get the tip of his shaft to press against her anus. She let out a faint gasp and moan before trying to get more of it inside. Thanks to the toy from before, this task was relatively simple.

Unfortunately, Dylan's cock grew soft after just a minute and shrunk back out.

"Argh...mmnn..come on, stay hard FUCKASS.." She nudged his cock with her ass and tried to get it back inside of her anus. "Just tonight..just tonight and maybe not again..? I WANT this..fuckass."

There was no reply. Just as Sue was getting pissed about this sudden setback, Dylan threw an arm around her and softly cupped a breast, breathing into her neck all the time.

"Mnnn...oh geez...sure are encouraging.." She tried to force his length into her ass, even using her hand to try and align it properly. She was soaking wet, ready to orgasm at any moment, really. But Dylan remained limp. He didn't even squeeze that breast he was holding, just... cupping it and breathing warmly in her neck.

"Argh...stop being so RED about this..don't make me bite you." She grumbled and continued to try and get Dylan hard again. "Is this how Shula likes IT?"

In his dreams, Dylan was the Knight of Space. It was him, and there was nothing particularly boner-pop-worthy about it.


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The next morning, Dylan woke up slightly confused. He wondered when Shula had crawled in, then realized to his horror that that was no Shula. And his morning wood was firmly entrenched in her buttcheeks, too. Could've been worse. Dylan pondered the situation calmly, having no intention to wake the little fuckass up just like that, and came to a simple conclusion that was likely to at least settle her dumb ass down a little bit. He carefully placed the hand he had pulled back in his surprise back where it was before and waited for Sue to wake up.

Susanna waked up not long after, she stretched and yawned, "Mmnn....fuck...I fell ASLEEP here..." She glared at Dylan for a second. "Still asleep FUCKASS?" she nudged his side with a sharp poke of her finger.

"Nope", Dylan denied as he scooched back a bit. "I woke up a bit earlier, and damnit you're a persistant little bitch aren'tcha?"

Susanna smiled smugly, "It felt real good FUCKASS, filled me right up." she teased.

Dylan looked down at his bedsheets on about crotch level. "There's only strawberry stains here, ya little liar. Now listen, I took some time to think about this, and I concluded somethin'."

"Whats that?" She asked, a bit pissed she was caught in a lie.

"Well first of all, you're a dirty hypocrite. Mostly the latter. Second, I'd be cool if we just spooned, but you ask before you get in, and no touchin' my gogdamned dick, k?"

Susanna rolled her eyes as she tried to hide a red flushed face and a creeping up smile, "Fine...whatever you FUCKASS." She glared down at his crotch, "What about right NOW?"

"You can't touch it and I ain't sticking it in ya, so why bother?" Dylan brushed off as he quickly covered himself.

"Because you'd be AMAZED at how nice an ass -- a VIRGIN'S ass IS." She teased, licking her lips to tease.

Dylan was unfazed and glanced to the side. "Your ass is anything but virginal, ya little screamer", he taunted.

"That was a TOY, it doesn't COUNT fuckass." She mumbled, "Come ON."

Dylan stifled a yawn.

Susanna pulled on her hair, she plopped herself onto the bed, face planting into the bedsheets with her rump in the air. "Whatever, whatever, okay FUCKASS? just whatever..let me just PLAY with MYSELF or some shit."

"Be my guest, I'm gonna shower. Sweated up a shitstorm up in here, what the hell..."

"Yeah...that's MY bad." Susanna admitted as she reeled up her bra and moved a hand to her nethers. "I'll be here if you need me."

"Okay lil bitch, see ya at breakfast" Dylan shrugged in an almost sing-songy voice, grabbing his pants, clean boxers and a fresh shirt as he left.


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At the breakfast table, Dylan was slyly grinning as he ate his cereals, his little sister sitting across from him, Dave at the other spot.

"Where's mom?"

"Studying", Dave replied. He adjusted his shades, hiding the bags under his eyes. "Didn't get much sleep last night, so now she's catching up on her studies."

"Did she have a NIGHTMARE or something..? or just WORK through the NIGHT?"

Dave stifled a yawn. "The latter... but not exactly -all- through the night... heh."

He poured himself another glass of juice.

"You're pretty damn loud that late, kid. Nocturnal instincts?"

Dylan grinned a little larger, not saying a word between bites. Susanna flushed red and kept her mouth shut, taking a sip of orange juice.

"Look, I dunno what exactly's going through that thick little head o' yours, but I guess it's okay for half-siblings... as long as both parties are cool with it. Are they... Dylan?"

"We made a deal about it, don't worry dad."

"Only spooning..and CRAP like that.." she grumbled as she ate breakfast.

Dylan grinned almost Shula-like as he played with his cereal-eating utensil for a bit, slyly rubbing it in. Susanna tried not to get redder in the face.

"Don't tease me FUCKASS."

"Don't tease her too much, Dylan. You know what can happen."

Dylan shrugged and continued with his cereal, wondering where that sudden boner popped out from. Oh well, he had plans of his own anyway.

If Dave wasn't trained against it, he'd facepalm at this ridiculous development.