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These are all the creatures and items you're likely to encounter in the game, automatically compiled from the base game data. Test items and works in progress are very likely to change or even disappear at any time.

Creatures

Name cha cli cun car sti sen spe str Flags Description
human (man, woman) 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 playable A typical human of northern stock.
imp 15 15 15 50 15 15 15 15 male only A disgusting little devil that rapes and destroys whatever tickles its fancy.
goblin 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 female only Originally great engineers, now fallen into an orgiasmic frenzy.
bee girl 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 female only, flying A man-sized bee, basically.
naga 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 playable, snake Half beautiful humanoid, half snake, all desert-y allure.
cubi (incubus, succubus, omnibus) 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 playable, flying, fireproof The children of the night -- the fun ones.
felin (felir, fela, felhru) 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 playable Lost interstellar colonists.
kitsune (foxboy, foxgirl, foxherm) 15 15 20 15 15 15 15 15 playable Cunning tricksters and well-versed bards.
slime 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 playable I am gross and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged.
ursidae (ursavus, ursus) 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 playable, fearless They're big, they're burly, they're gonna getcha!
canine (dogboy, doggirl, dogherm) 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15
draig (draign, draiga, dragwn) 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 playable, flying A proud race from the far West, thought by some to be related somehow to the demons.
Beasties
bear 30 40 beast, predator, fearless A ferocious wild animal that would tear apart anyone who dares enter its territory.
wild dog 40 25 beast, predator Usually domesticated, but not this one.
dog 40 25 beast Someone's pet dog. Cute.
rat 30 5 beast, prey Pesky little vermin.
snake 30 5 beast, predator Pesky little vermin.
horse 30 50 beast Large herd animal!

Unique characters

Name Title cha cli cun car sti sen spe str Flags Description
Chelsie cheetah girl 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 This game's mascot. Very clingy.
Melfina demon 90 15 80 100 15 20 50 80 flying The Temptress.
Urta vulpinoid (foxboy, foxgirl, foxherm) 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 Used with permission.

Items

Name Flags Price Stats Description
Ring of Regeneration test item, ring
Timer Test test item, hat
transformation belt test item ¤20000 A typical transformation belt. It has a team logo on the buckle, with a button on top. The button is <color>.
strap-on dildo test item, undies ¤100 A leather belt with a hot pink dildo sticking prominently out the front.
book
rope ¤20 A length of rope. Useful for tying people up.
baseball bat dildo-like, weapon ¤100 50 pt. base dmg. A heavy wooden bat. Would make a good weapon, but its phallic shape gives you other ideas....
Foxite consumable, test item This is Foxite. It turns you into a fox with repeated usages.
Odd nip consumable, test item lol
penificator test item
combat knife fireproof, weapon ¤50 30 pt. base dmg. A nice, sturdy combat knife.
butter knife test item, fireproof, weapon ¤5 10 pt. base dmg. A nice, sturdy butter knife.
kitchen knife fireproof, weapon ¤40 25 pt. base dmg. A big knife meant for cutting dinner with.
spork fireproof, weapon ¤40 2 pt. base dmg. You're kidding, right?
test ring fireproof, ring
cheap piece of shit unique, test item, fireproof, weapon ¤500 spe +40, 100 pt. base dmg. Used by the legendary Knight of Time, this was once a perfectly functional ninja sword until the Knight broke it in half while doing battle with his brother.
cat ear headband hat ¤20 cha +10 One of the felins' secret mind-control devices for their plot to take over the world. Or possibly just a cute part of a costume.
'Deal with it' glasses goggles ¤10 cha +2 Sunglasses with a blocky design.
briefs undies ¤10 An unremarkable pair of briefs. They do show off one's assets fairly well, though.
boxer shorts undies ¤10 A roomy pair of boxer shorts. Should be able to fit whatever's in your crotch, no problem!
panties undies ¤10 A plain pair of panties.
lacy panties undies ¤20 The frilliest panties you've seen in your life. You're not sure which holes are decorative loops and which ones are for putting your legs through.
bra undies ¤10 An unflattering bra. One-size-fits-none.
lacy bra undies ¤20 A bra adorned with tasteful amounts of lace. Not immensely comfortable, though.
sheer top top ¤100 A compromise between modesty and nudity.
egg ¤2 hea +10 Unfertilized and high in protein.
Chair Leg of Truth unique, weapon 100 pt. base dmg. Do not question the Chair Leg of Truth, for it is wise and terrible.
hammer unique, fireproof, weapon 40 pt. base dmg. A small carpenter's hammer.
Nethack weapons
spear weapon 40 pt. base dmg. A long pole with a sharpened point of steel on one end.
javelin weapon 40 pt. base dmg. A long pole with a sharpened point of steel on one end, specifically designed for being thrown at the target.
dagger fireproof, weapon 30 pt. base dmg. A classic-style rogue's dagger.
fire-axe fireproof, weapon 50 pt. base dmg. An ordinary looking fire-axe.
battle axe fireproof, weapon 70 pt. base dmg. An imposing battle axe. You could take someone's head off with this baby.
short sword fireproof, weapon 40 pt. base dmg. A plain but servicable short sword.
scimitar fireproof, weapon 50 pt. base dmg. An exotic looking sword with a curved blade.
broadsword fireproof, weapon 50 pt. base dmg. A large sword with an emphasis on the blade's width.
longsword fireproof, weapon 60 pt. base dmg. A large sword with an emphasis on length.
zweihander fireproof, weapon 70 pt. base dmg. A sword so large you need two hands to wield it.
katana fireproof, weapon 70 pt. base dmg. The common samurai sword.
tsurugi fireproof, weapon 70 pt. base dmg. The common samurai sword, but longer.
mace weapon 70 pt. base dmg. A sturdy stick with a spiked ball on the end, not to be confused with a little spray can full of liquid pain.
warhammer unique, fireproof, weapon 70 pt. base dmg. A big ol' hammer, meant for war.
woodenclub weapon 70 pt. base dmg. A rough piece of wood, in a shape not unlike a crude bowling pin.
Firearms
Pistol fireproof, weapon 40 pt. base dmg. Heavy ordnance. Fires up to seven shots before a reload is required, but we're abstracting that away.
Ammo
.357-gauge bullet test item, fireproof
Misc stuff
whip fireproof, weapon ¤200 40 pt. base dmg. An ordinary but nevertheless slightly kinky whip.
Spandex fun
spandex bodysuit dress ¤200 cha +18 A suit that shows off your hot shape when worn.
spandex pants pants ¤100 cha +12 Feels like David Bowie.
super sentai costume dress ¤300 cha +16, str +16 Shapes your cool body in a superhero style.
super sentai helmet full mask ¤300 cha +16, str +16 todo
Misc stuff
creepy horse mask full mask ¤2490 cha +20 It's not just a mask. It's a way of life.
Foodstuffs
croissant ¤5 hea +10 Smaczne, ale nie bardzo nape┼éniania.
bagel ¤5 hea +12 Vkusno, no ne ochen zapolneniyu.
bacon strip ¤5 hea +15 Can't go wrong with bacon.
meat chunk ¤10 hea +20 It's meat. Neat.
meat giblet ¤2 hea +10 It's meat. Neat.
sweet roll ¤10 hea +20 Let me guess.
Gems and stuff (Mostly auto-converted from Nethack)
dilithium crystal ¤4500 You think this has some sciency properties, but this world isn't advanced enough to use it as anything other than a pretty gem.
diamond ¤4000 Shiny!
ruby ¤3500 Deep red and quite valuable.
jacinth ¤3250 You've never heard of jacinth before, but it looks valuable.
sapphire ¤3000 A deep blue brilliant-cut gem.
black opal ¤2500
emerald ¤2500
turquoise ¤2000
citrine ¤1500
aquamarine ¤1500
amber ¤1000
topaz ¤900
jet ¤850
opal ¤800
chrysoberyl ¤700
garnet ¤700
amethyst ¤600
jasper ¤500
fluorite ¤400
obsidian ¤200
agate ¤200
jade ¤300
glass ¤0
LadyNistia and Pupnik present the chainmail bikini and worse
chainmail bikini top undies ¤200 cha +5, sen +10, cun -5 Now with even less chain!
chainmail bikini bottom undies ¤200 cha +5, sen +10, cun -5 Now with even less chain!
bacon bikini top undies ¤20 Now with even less class!
bacon bikini bottom undies ¤20 Now with even less class!
Clothes from jsNoxico
tattered shreds top You would feel more comfortable wearing this if you were a rockstar.
tattered shreds undies You wouldn't wear this, if you had a choice.
tattered shreds pants You wouldn't wear this, if you had a choice.
tattered shreds undies Underwear can only take so much. This is what you get when you give them too much.
tattered shreds bodysuit You wouldn't wear this, if you had a choice.
tattered shreds dress You wouldn't wear this, if you had a choice.
plain shirt top ¤10 A piece of <color> cloth, expertly sewn into a comfortable shirt. One size fits all.
blouse top ¤15 cun +5, str -5, car -5 An unflattering <color> blouse.
schoolgirl uniform top jacket ¤100 You've not seen any schools around here, but their uniforms seem to be everywhere. Maybe they're just invisible.
school uniform jacket jacket ¤100 A black men's jacket, supposedly part of the uniform for a school somewhere.
bikini top undies ¤100 cha +5, sen +5, cun -5 A <color> waterproof bra. Provides no support or modesty whatsoever.
bikini bottom undies ¤50 cha +5, sen +5, cun -5 A waterproof <color> pair of panties. Hides nothing.
plain pants pants ¤20 A baggy pair of <color> pants. They come with a free belt to hold them up!
plain skirt pants ¤20 str +5, cun -5 It's a dress, minus the top half.
pleated skirt pants ¤60 For some reason, it's all ruffly. Doesn't cover much.
shorts pants ¤50 str +5, car -5 Pants that don't even come CLOSE to covering your ankles! Scandalous!
short shorts pants ¤50 spe +5, cha +5, cun -5, str -5 Anywhere else, these would get you in jail for indecent exposure. Luckily, this is Nox.
short skirt pants ¤70 sen +10, cha +10, cun -10 Barely more than a belt. Anywhere else, this would get you in jail for indecent exposure. Luckily, this is Nox.
sundress dress ¤60 sen +10, car +10, spe -10, str -10 A cute <color> dress.
skimpy dress dress ¤60 sen +10, cha +10, car +10, spe -10, str -10 A <color> dress. At least you think it's a dress. It certainly doesn't function as one.
elegant dress dress ¤300 cha +10, cun +10, str -10 This dress is designed for the fanciest of occasions, using only the fanciest silks in the fanciest designs. It's remarkably fancy.
latex suit bodysuit ¤100 cha +20, sen +15, cun +10 A full-body suit made of skintight latex. Who cares about anachronisms, this thing's sexy!
stylish cloak coat ¤150 A dashing cloak, enchanted so that it billows out behind you even without any wind.
Lena's costume (Recategorize as generic succubus wear?)
leather bra undies ¤30
kinky panties undies ¤40 These <color> leather panties barely cover the crotch at all, giving an enticing minimum of so-called modesty.
silk knee socks socks ¤40 Extra-long socks that cover all the way up to one's knees. Made of extra-sheer fabric.
high heels shoes ¤30 A pair of shoes with long, pointed heels. They make you look taller, but they're relatively difficult to walk in.
Lena's ruby pendant unique, neck A blood-red ruby in the shape of a droplet.
Transformative items
cat morph potion work in progress A bottle filled with a thick liquid. There's a picture of a feline on the label.
dog morph potion work in progress A bottle filled with a thick liquid. There's a picture of a canid on the label.
fox morph potion work in progress A bottle filled with a thick liquid. There's a picture of a fox on the label.
bunny morph potion work in progress A bottle filled with a thick liquid. There's a picture of a bunny on the front.
PillowShout's stuff
goblin extractor ¤60 A strange device of goblin origin. It seems to be a thick, leather thong that's been modified with a complex assembly of bronze machinery and glass vials.
Deity artifacts
Timeless Brooch unique, neck ¤10000 An artifact of Eternity, this brooch lets you avoid certain death once every two days.
Crafting cruft
dye A small vial of <color> dye. You can use it to color your clothing.
tf_items.txt
chaos potion consumable Chaos in a bottle.
enhanced chaos potion consumable Concentrated chaos in a bottle.
demonite potion consumable A <color> bottle with a stylized but recognizable demon on the label. Very indicative of what it turns the user into.
tentacle potion consumable A <color> bottle with some sort of tentacle on the label. It seems to give you a tentacle cock.
cock potion consumable A <color> bottle with what seems to be an erect penis on the label. It causes the user to grow a cock.
corrupted cock potion consumable A <color> bottle with what seems to be a turgid penis on the label, that rather aggressively grows you a cock.
neutralizer potion consumable A <color> bottle with what seems to be a penis with a big red 'forbidden' circle on the label. It removes your genitalia. If it were a cream you might've been able to choose which.
regen ring ring A <color> ring that heals the wearer a little every few seconds.
chaotic regen ring ring A ring that heals the wearer a little every few seconds, but it's tainted...
Ring of Orgasm Denial ring A ring that prevents the wearer from reaching a climax. How it works, noone cares.
restoration potion consumable
greater restoration potion consumable
BFG-9000 unique, fireproof, weapon 1000 pt. base dmg.
Chelsie
tattered poncho unique ¤20
Homestuck (way outdated and incomplete)
fancy Santa fireproof, fearsome, weapon 30 pt. base dmg. A smallish but ornate statue of a festive holiday character.
wrinklefucker unique, fireproof, weapon 100 pt. base dmg. An impressive but sorta goofy-looking double-headed warhammer that has irons on both ends. As in, household appliances.
Warhammer of Zillyhoo™ unique, fireproof, weapon 300 pt. base dmg. Behold the glory of Zillyhoo!
Ahab's Crosshairs™ unique, fireproof, weapon 200 pt. base dmg. Plundered from some sunken galleon somewhere, this is no ordinary rifle -- it's a laser rifle!
Demonbane Ragripper™ unique, fireproof, fearsome, weapon 250 pt. base dmg. Awesome. Demonic-looking. Not actually a tube of lipstick. This is a chainsaw to be reckoned with.
Ψdon's Entente unique, fireproof, weapon ¤1000 250 pt. base dmg. Pronounced 'psai-dons an-tant'.
Melfina
paneled leotard unique, bodysuit ¤100
paneled knee socks unique, socks ¤100
odd jacket unique, jacket ¤100
leather belt unique, pants ¤60
armored boots unique, shoes ¤300
Urta
silk fishnet stockings socks ¤100
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