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Overachiever
Posts: 65 Since: 09-26-12 Last post: 4188 days Last view: 4179 days |
You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.<br /><br />There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.<br /><br />><span style="text-decoration: blink;">_ </span>
Poor bastard: "How much?" Lilith: "Twenty metric fuck tons of gold and I'm all yours, hawtstuff~" Poor bastard: "Uh miss, a fuckton isn't an actual unit of measurement." Lilith: "Bullshit, a metric fuckton is 1000 metric assloads. Which, if you actually fucking went to school, you'd know was equal to 32.5 Helluvalots." |